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Batman v Superman (2016)

Narratively a total cluster-fuck.

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The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (2014)

Drags to a turgid conclusion.

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Macbeth (2015)

An intense and expressionist adaptation,
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Surprisingly taciturn, all things considered.

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Pure (2002)

Tough going, but ultimately uplifting.

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Let Me In (2010)

High quality but unnecessary remake.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

Briefly entertaining during dragon scenes.

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Let The Right One In (2008)

Dark, moody, hypnotic and unsettling.

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Inside Out (2015)

Extremely clever on several levels,
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A sweet movie about depression.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Heartfelt attempt to reinvigorate series,
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Competent and sincere nostalgia fest,
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I feel the Force again.

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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)

Affectionate antithesis to action tropes.

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