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Strictly Ballroom (1992)

Luhrmann's best film by far.

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Made In Dagenham (2010)

Painfully formulaic, nostalgic poverty porn.

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Chappie (2015)

Stylisitcally confused science fiction fairytale.

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Nightcrawler (2014)

Beautifully shot. Darkly compelling protagonist.

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Real Steel (2011)

Ridiculous, surprisingly sweet robot violence.

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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

Tragic study of clashing cultures.

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Birdman (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)

Elegant argument about artistic merit.

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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011)

Fast, intelligent sci-fi origin story.

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ParaNorman (2012)

Smart, thoughtful family ghost story.

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Left Behind (2014)

Heavy-handed religious disaster movie,
or,
Even Nic can't save us!

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